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Track Name: pull me over, jesus
Pull me over, Jesus
I’m a phallotenic princess
And I wear my sins on sleeveless summer gowns
Though I used to be naiver, God raised me an unbeliever
Jesus, you know me, I can’t let Mother down

Pull me over, Jesus
What will John think if he sees us
With my hands in cuffs, my lips against your ear?
All the pastors preach hypnotic that you’re heteroerotic
But my lips have turned a million Christians queer

Pull me over, Jesus
I’m not thirsty for forgiveness
I’ll atone for all the shit I love to do
And if lipstick gets me damned at least I’ll know I wasn’t scammed
Because a god who hates their children can’t be true
Track Name: everything stays (rebecca sugar cover)
let's go in the garden
you'll find something waiting
right there where you left it
lying upside down

when you finally find it
you'll see how it's faded
the underside is lighter
when you turn it around

everything stays right where you left it
everything stays, but it still changes
ever so slightly, daily and nightly
in little ways when everything stays
Track Name: i can't go on like this
i admit it i'm living a lie
if you can even call this living
if this is life i'd rather die
and i admit it i borrowed this skin
from a terrestrial cadaver in a garbage bin

i can't go on like this
i can't go on like this
i can't go on like this
i'm going home on halloween
Track Name: santa doesn't love you anymore
Santa doesn't love you anymore
In fact he told me I should tell you he hasn't loved you since 2004
That's when you became a misogynistic neckbeard
Santa doesn't love you anymore

Santa kind of wishes you were dead
So he opened up your candy and he poisoned it with lead
Hopefully you'll die but if not at least you'll suffer
Santa kind of wishes you were dead

Honestly, I think that Santa's right
It's a shame what you've become, full of bitterness and spite
You read some garbage books and became unempathetic
Honestly, I think that Santa's right
Santa doesn't love you anymore
Track Name: satan's giving us back our sins for christmas
It's your birthday, Jesus!
Happy birthday!
Satan got you something special for your birthday!

He knows it's hard to have a birthday on a holiday!
You only get half the presents that you would in March or May!

CHORUS
Satan's giving us back our sins for Christmas!
Satan's giving us back our sins!
Everone celebrate, everyone celebrate!
Satan's giving us back our sins for Christmas!
Satan's giving us back our sins!
Everyone celebrate, everyone celebrate!

It's your big day, Jesus!
Let it happen!
Satan wants to be the brother that he hasn't been!

He knows it's hard to have a birthday on a holiday!
You only get half the presents that you would in March or May!
Track Name: it's so lonely here at hogwarts
Every Christmas
The Dursleys tell me not to come
I don't miss them
But it'd be nice to have someone
To tell me, Harry
Lord Voldemort still hasn't won
Let's go to Hogsmeade
Get *stupefied* with Viktor Krum

It's so lonely here at Hogwarts
Even Umbridge has her cats
It's so lonely here at Hogwarts
When will Hermione and Ron come back

Every Christmas,
My best friend Hagrid dresses up
As a half-giant Santa
Swigs butterbeer from the house cup
Let's ride a thestral
Across the grindylow-infested lake
Snog for decades
Until the time-turner finally breaks

It's so lonely here at Hogwarts.
Even Argus has his cat
It's so lonely here at Hogwarts.
When will Hermione and Ron come back
credits
Track Name: my shitty <3
my mind is unwanted my lips are divine
my body is haunted my blood isn’t mine

i’ve built a wall around my shitty heart
i can’t let you in, it’d tear me apart

i die around midnight when no one can see
and resurrect shrieking and lie about my dreams

i’ve built a wall around my shitty heart
i can’t let you in, it’d tear me apart

i’ve built this fire to burn my shitty heart
i can’t let you in, it’d tear me apart
Track Name: winter takes the sting out of me
Winter takes the sting out of me
Trims my claws and files down my teeth
You thought that I don't give up easily
But I've always given up easily

In the end we're all tired as hell
Cursing God and taking our pills
And in the end we'll give up easily
We've always given up easily

Oh, it's so hard to not let go
It's so hard I know
Track Name: lightning rod
i fell in love with a movie star
wrote her a note and i put it in a jar
drove to the shore in my parents car
watched it sail away hope it finds my movie star

i fell in love with a work of prose
dear to my heart but it wasn't me it chose
and my despair caused me to dispose
quickly and discreetly of my work of prose

i fell in love with a greco-roman god
whispered his name as i gripped his lightning rod
he'd twist the fates if i shot his wad
i'll never let go of my greco-roman god
Track Name: veteran's day
everyone's sick sick to their bones no one survives
everyone's so fucked up by just being alive
nothing changes or stays the same nothing gets any better
war is clearly a fucked up game it goes on and we let it go on
veteran's day worship the brave tools of the throne
fuck on a flag shit on a cop spend it alone
Track Name: i only ever see the whites of my eyes
i only ever see the whites of my eyes
twenty five years i've lived thousands of lies
the grinding of my teeth keeps me from sleep
it doesn't matter i'm always asleep

i've never felt except when i have
i've never not never felt

when i cross the street i forget how to street cross
i'm so fucked i guess or not i guess
my state of mind is of gravest concern
i'll be okay but not really ok
Track Name: greco-roman god
i fell in love with a movie star
wrote her a note and i put it in a jar
drove to the shore in my parents car
watched it sail away hope it finds my movie star

i fell in love with a work of prose
dear to my heart but it wasn't me it chose
and my despair caused me to dispose
quickly and discreetly of my work of prose

i fell in love with a greco-roman god
whispered his name as i gripped his lightning rod
he'd twist the fates if i shot his wad
i'll never let go of my greco-roman god
Track Name: i'm sorry for all of the shitty things i did to you
I'm sorry for all of the shitty things I did to you.
I'm sorry for all of the terrible things that I did.

If only I'd known then what I know now, we might still talk.
But I haven't heard from you, not since our vague falling out.

Everything in my brain is garbage and quotes from TV.
Everything in my brain only makes sense to me.

I wish I could change all the fucked up things I've said and done.
I hope you'll forgive me for all of the bullshit I've spewed.
Track Name: leave me the fuck alone
i expect more from you i guess
i am not impressed
i feel sick
you are disappointing
just like everyone
you complain about
leave me the fuck alone ok
leave me the fuck alone and change
Track Name: real things
real things feel far away
most real things are unokay
often unreal things seem real
it's rare that real things make me feel
in the mirror inside my mind
priceless clocks and worthless time
all of this is unokay
both real and unreal okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
Track Name: i've died x times
I've died three times, no first-aid kit
Came back three times, I don't mind it
Too young, I said
Too damn afraid

I've died six times, each time hurts less
Came back six times, I've made progress
Death's not so bad
Dead, I'm not sad

I've died nine times, life is heavy
Came back eight times, you forgot me
I'm old and tired
Too old and tired
Track Name: i am sick of being sick
I am sick of being sick of being
Trimming nails and pissing on the seat
I'm weary of my meaningless existence
Technically the world is flat, I know
But everything feels 2-dimensional
I'm weary of my meaningless existence
Track Name: semen samples 2
Black lipstick blame my youth
Old friends don't want the truth
I won't pretend to be the boy I was assigned to be
Track Name: spooky party karaoke
Gonna have a spooky party
Gonna have a spooky, fucked up party

Gonna kill our neighbors' parents
Gonna kill our neighbors' racist parents
Gonna build a shrine to Satan
Gonna build the cutest shrine to Satan
Gonna set some cops on fire
Gonna set some shitty cops on fire
Gonna watch a scary movie
Gonna watch a kind of scary movie

We're gonna party in our graves
Never get dressed and never shave
We're gonna party, but not really
That sounds fucking terrible